Hi Everyone!
Last week was my Spring Break, which I spent at my parents' house. While I was there, my devices refused to connect to their internet for whatever crazy reasons. This, of course, meant that I wasn't able to do any updates. I have been working on some things, though, one of which I hope to post by Saturday. And I will have an Etsy Tuesday up tomorrow! Thanks for your patience!
In other news, here is a print posted by Jen at EPBOT yesterday. I love it and wanted to share it with you all:
The 8x10 print is by Genevieve Santos, and you can buy it here for $20.00 USD.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
My Favorite Heroines
Hey everyone! I made a list of my favorite heroines to put up on International Women's Day, and then completely forgot and put up an edition of Gamer Drama instead. So, here I am, fixing that oversight. Here are my five favorite heroines, from all types of media. Following that, I asked my friend Gabrielle to give me her list of five heroines and, boy, did she deliver. I briefly considered going back and making my descriptions longer, but then I looked at all the work I have to do, and decided that you'll have to just enjoy hers more than mine :).
Amanda
1. Alanna of Trebond and Olau (The Song of the Lioness Quartet by Tamora Pierce)
Alanna was my first real hero. I read the Song of the Lioness quartet when I was in fifth grade, and I wanted to be Alanna. I made myself a sword out of cardboard, and imagined myself on all sorts of adventures. She's powerful, has realistic flaws, and taught me about the value of hard work. She's talented at many things, but had to work or overcome fears to reach that level of aptitude. She has successful relationships, she has relationships that crash and burn, but she's always confident. Part of the reason that the reader becomes so attached to Alanna is that you follow her journey every step of the way, from an eleven-year-old page to blooded knight and King's Champion. Alanna's a loyal friend, an unmatched knight, and my own favorite hero.
2. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
I spent many years with Buffy Summers, and while sometimes she would annoy me (see most of Season 6) she was always able to step up and defeat the Big Bad. Buffy has some problems and some flaws, but is more realistic for them. These issues are never permanent, and she is able to overcome issues and develop as a character. She can sometimes be the reluctant hero, but will always end up doing her duty. She's surrounded by friends who keep her from becoming The Job (see the AU in the episode The Wish), and that is ultimately what keeps her invested in it. Her friends and family remind her that the world is worth saving when things get bad. She's dedicated to those around her, even to the point of making the ultimate sacrifice to save the world (not that that lasted long, but still. Good intentions).
3. Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
In Ocarina of Time, Zelda becomes one of the coolest heroines in video games (probably the coolest if you count only NPCs). Zelda proves herself to be strong, responsible, and capable--except for that little issue where she gets kidnapped near the end. We'll ignore that, though--a trophe is a trophe, and I don't think it takes much away from what she does up to that point in the game. She was able to keep her head while fearing for her life and set our hero on his journey, she guided him later--at great risk to herself--and gave him the tools he'd need to do his part. She's even the reason he lives through the end of the game: otherwise, Link would have died as the castle crumbled. I thought that Sheik was the most bad-ass character ever and, when he was revealed to be Zelda in disguise, I knew I had found a new hero.
4. Silk Spectre II (Watchmen)
Yes, yes, the costume is a little tight, but what superhero's isn't? Silk Spectre II/Laurie may seem like a strange character to put on this list, but hear me out. She's tough, and doesn't flinch when facing a hall of bad guys (or a fiery building). She holds her own in a fight. She embraces her sexuality, but not in a way that's over the top. And she stands up for herself, and refuses to be taken advantage of. All around, a great heroine.
5. Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings)
As one of three women featured in the Lord of the Rings triology, I became attached to Eowyn pretty early on. She's the only human woman you see, and she actually does something that contributes to the greater good. Galadriel is the Elven sorceress, and therefore unattainable, but you could be Eowyn. Of course, the character is much more fleshes out in the movie. She seems a little out of her league, at first, but rises to the challenges that are put before her. She's attracted to Aragorn, but it doesn't define her. Most importantly, she's the only one at the Battle of Pelennor Field who can defeat the Witch-King of Angmar--an essential part to the victory over Sauron. Why can't we all just be Eowyn?
Gabrielle
When Amanda asked me for a list of my top five heroines, I thought it would be pretty easy. But then I actually tried to narrow it down, and I realized I couldn't decide. Not because there aren't a plethora of awesome female characters out there, but because I had trouble coming up with women that serve as the driving force of their own story(arch) without being totally cliche and bland or something. Because let's face it, finding truly strong, admirable female characters is a hard task. There are tons and tons of nifty female characters, but finding ones I'd genuinely call "heroine" isn't nearly as easy. So the following list is in no particular order, and every so often, there are a few caveats. But these all come from various aspects of my nerdry and niche interests. And before you get all angry and huffy at me, I didn't include Buffy because while I'd never say her character is bad, and I do think she's a kickass heroine, I just don't like her as her as much as the ones I went with- I'd want to hang out with all of the ladies on my list, but I wouldn't want to hang with Buffy. That being said, then, if you aren't familiar with the characters or stories I'm about to address... well, think of a line from this first lady. (Hint: SPOILERS)
Amanda
1. Alanna of Trebond and Olau (The Song of the Lioness Quartet by Tamora Pierce)
Alanna was my first real hero. I read the Song of the Lioness quartet when I was in fifth grade, and I wanted to be Alanna. I made myself a sword out of cardboard, and imagined myself on all sorts of adventures. She's powerful, has realistic flaws, and taught me about the value of hard work. She's talented at many things, but had to work or overcome fears to reach that level of aptitude. She has successful relationships, she has relationships that crash and burn, but she's always confident. Part of the reason that the reader becomes so attached to Alanna is that you follow her journey every step of the way, from an eleven-year-old page to blooded knight and King's Champion. Alanna's a loyal friend, an unmatched knight, and my own favorite hero.
2. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
I spent many years with Buffy Summers, and while sometimes she would annoy me (see most of Season 6) she was always able to step up and defeat the Big Bad. Buffy has some problems and some flaws, but is more realistic for them. These issues are never permanent, and she is able to overcome issues and develop as a character. She can sometimes be the reluctant hero, but will always end up doing her duty. She's surrounded by friends who keep her from becoming The Job (see the AU in the episode The Wish), and that is ultimately what keeps her invested in it. Her friends and family remind her that the world is worth saving when things get bad. She's dedicated to those around her, even to the point of making the ultimate sacrifice to save the world (not that that lasted long, but still. Good intentions).
3. Zelda (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
In Ocarina of Time, Zelda becomes one of the coolest heroines in video games (probably the coolest if you count only NPCs). Zelda proves herself to be strong, responsible, and capable--except for that little issue where she gets kidnapped near the end. We'll ignore that, though--a trophe is a trophe, and I don't think it takes much away from what she does up to that point in the game. She was able to keep her head while fearing for her life and set our hero on his journey, she guided him later--at great risk to herself--and gave him the tools he'd need to do his part. She's even the reason he lives through the end of the game: otherwise, Link would have died as the castle crumbled. I thought that Sheik was the most bad-ass character ever and, when he was revealed to be Zelda in disguise, I knew I had found a new hero.
4. Silk Spectre II (Watchmen)
Yes, yes, the costume is a little tight, but what superhero's isn't? Silk Spectre II/Laurie may seem like a strange character to put on this list, but hear me out. She's tough, and doesn't flinch when facing a hall of bad guys (or a fiery building). She holds her own in a fight. She embraces her sexuality, but not in a way that's over the top. And she stands up for herself, and refuses to be taken advantage of. All around, a great heroine.
5. Eowyn (The Lord of the Rings)
As one of three women featured in the Lord of the Rings triology, I became attached to Eowyn pretty early on. She's the only human woman you see, and she actually does something that contributes to the greater good. Galadriel is the Elven sorceress, and therefore unattainable, but you could be Eowyn. Of course, the character is much more fleshes out in the movie. She seems a little out of her league, at first, but rises to the challenges that are put before her. She's attracted to Aragorn, but it doesn't define her. Most importantly, she's the only one at the Battle of Pelennor Field who can defeat the Witch-King of Angmar--an essential part to the victory over Sauron. Why can't we all just be Eowyn?
Gabrielle
When Amanda asked me for a list of my top five heroines, I thought it would be pretty easy. But then I actually tried to narrow it down, and I realized I couldn't decide. Not because there aren't a plethora of awesome female characters out there, but because I had trouble coming up with women that serve as the driving force of their own story(arch) without being totally cliche and bland or something. Because let's face it, finding truly strong, admirable female characters is a hard task. There are tons and tons of nifty female characters, but finding ones I'd genuinely call "heroine" isn't nearly as easy. So the following list is in no particular order, and every so often, there are a few caveats. But these all come from various aspects of my nerdry and niche interests. And before you get all angry and huffy at me, I didn't include Buffy because while I'd never say her character is bad, and I do think she's a kickass heroine, I just don't like her as her as much as the ones I went with- I'd want to hang out with all of the ladies on my list, but I wouldn't want to hang with Buffy. That being said, then, if you aren't familiar with the characters or stories I'm about to address... well, think of a line from this first lady. (Hint: SPOILERS)
1. River Song (Doctor Who)
The caveat for her is when I found out she's Amy and Rory's daughter, I was less excited every time she had a scene or was being mentioned. So maybe part of why I my rating of her went down a few notches has to do with my visceral hate for Amy Pond- the thought of River Song coming from her loins shook me beyond belief (believe me, I was filled with anger and despair for a good couple hours). But, you can't help what family you're born into*, and Rory is a pretty awesome dude to have making up part of your zygote. So, half of her ancestry aside, River Song is one of the cleverest, wittiest, badassiest characters I've ever met. All you need to hear is that trademark, " 'Ello, sweetie." And you know the rest of the episode is going to wash you over with so much awesome, you may want to shower when it's over. Sure, she's one of those impossible characters, in the sense that there really isn't anything she's not good at (although we've never seen her try to cook... maybe her weakness is a grilled cheese sammich). But it works for her, and isn't remotely exhausting (as it can be in other situations). She does so many important things for the story, and being the Doctor's wife (and Amy and Rory's daughter, for that matter) is a very minimal part of that- she helps the Doctor and his companion(s) get out of myriad pinches, provides all sorts of tantalizing teasers for the audience, and is almost always a step ahead in a given situation. And if she's not entirely in control, she takes control, rather than sit back and panic. The moments where she's panicked or upset are some of the most intense moments I've had as a television viewer, because if River f***ing Song is freaked out... it's time to freak out. She's magic- and not in the hokey sense. I admire her intelligence, her ginormous skillset, adaptability, and perseverance. This last one, especially, because her other trademark line, "Spoilers," is just so utterly moving, when you think about it- the first time we meet her is the last time she's alive (in the sense that her actual body is walking around and stuff), and every time we see her subsequently, the knowledge of her eventual fate and what leads to it lies in the background. "Spoilers," isn't just a way of protecting The Doctor- it's a way of protecting herself.
*I also really had a lot of trouble buying the bit where they ret-conned her as being this uber best friend that had never made an appearance before and then all of a sudden we're supposed to believe she'd been around since Rory and Amy had been kids. That, I try not to even think of- it was just so utterly stupid, was completely unnecessary, and again, there hadn't been any sign this third party had existed until that episode aired. Maybe I would have liked that if it had been written better, but it wasn't, so I don't. So sue me.
2. Emma Woodhouse (Emma by Jane Austen)
2. Emma Woodhouse (Emma by Jane Austen)
I'm going to cheat a little with this one. My first exposure to this character was through the movie Clueless, but be it Cher via Alicia Silverstone, Emma through Gwyneth Paltrow, or the Emma Woodhouse of the pages of the book itself, I've always been drawn to this character. I admire Cher's/Emma's strong desire to see everyone else around her happy, her skills in navigating within the constraints she's under, and her ability to admit fault or being incorrect (once it's shown to her). Also her introspection. She's a thinker, and a giver, and in terms of admirable female characters, she deserves a lot more props than she gets (in my obviously quite humble opinion). Sure, she wants to get married, but she doesn't take just any marriage, and would have been okay not marrying at all in order to care for her dad. Caring for her dad is gendered, too, sure, but hey, she couldn't own her own house, so being an "independent woman" back in her time was impossible. For the time period, Emma really pushes the boundaries of what was considered proper; and Cher is a great modern woman- recall that she does have high academic standards, and while she may argue her way up the GPA scale, the fact that she's being encouraged to do this in the current academic world is STILL, like twenty years after that movie was made, kind of batsh*t. Women negotiating for what they want? Perish the thought! Also, Emma Woodhouse's relationship with Mr. Knightly is one of the greatest love stories I've seen because it's not about a man sweeping a woman off her feet or rescuing her. It's about a strong woman realizing how important to her someone is and going for it- a friendship that turns into a love so strong, it's all they can do to run off and marry each other right away. But they don't, of course, in part because it would hurt other people about which Emma cares so much. I like her a lot more than the usual Jane Austen favorite, Lizzie Bennet, something I get flack for, but listen up. Any time Emma Woodhouse messes up, it's because she has purely good intentions- her snobbery comes from her compassion and affection for those she cares about (like, for example, deciding Mr. Martin isn't good enough for Hariet), not some inherent sense of betterness. Lizzie Bennet is both prideful and prejudiced (which c'mon, folks, shouldn't be anything new), but Emma is sincere and earnest, warm and gentle- but she has a fierce determination to help those she loves that isn't very common in the way she does it. Because I also get sick of the self-sacrificial lambs, and that's not really what Emma is. She's earnest and giving, but not to a ridiculous extent that makes you feel like you're about to retaste your lunch.
3. River Tam (Firefly)
Oh, Firefly. I kind of want to cheat here, too, and put all four major female characters from that show down in one paragraph, but I'll focus on River because she's the one that moved me the most. (Also, I named my dog after her and my first pick- a double-nerd-entendre, I call it, muahaha.) She's entirely complex, and mysterious in a not-sexy way- the kind of way that makes you go, "Da fuuuuuu.....?" in like every episode at least once. She too proves herself a major badass when necessary, and even if you don't love the movie, who can honestly say they weren't totally overwhelmed with triumph when they show her standing in the sea of Reavers she had just mowed down by herself? If you didn't think that was major cool, stop reading right now and bury your face in a bowl of thumbtacks. Thanks. Anyway, she's also able to care for others, to the point where she'd give herself up to protect them- a few times in the show, and of course that aforementioned thing in the movie (and it's not in the eye-rolling/ vomit-inducing way mentioned above). She's this paradoxical combination of strength and grace, kindness and ironclad determinism, wisdom and childlike wonder... She just pulls a body in and makes one want to just sit in the same room to see what would happen. Sure, maybe with some body armor, but to see, nonetheless. I loved watching her grow and blossom, find herself amidst all the chaos of living on Serenity, and in spite of all that had been done to her. Like any other Firefly fan, I'm major bummed we won't ever know what she was going to do, or more about what had happened. However, as she stands, she's probably my favorite character on the show because she kept me guessing the whole time- and instead of it being bad writing, it was because the writing was so friggin' great. And while mental experiments could be considered a copout for a quirky character, the way this developed made her immensely strong, not weak. She hadn't offed herself, and she never actually hurt anyone she loved. And she was an allegory for so much going on around her- she highlighted some of the best and worst characteristics of the others on the ship, sometimes in herself, sometimes for pointing them out verbally. It may seem strange I'd pick a character so reliant on her brother, but I don't see it as a gendered relationship, I see it as a fiercely strong familial bond, a love between siblings that could destroy a space ship. Her relationship with Simon is one of the best bonds between characters I've had the privilege to see, and I only wish I could ever be that close to my own siblings.
4. Molly Grue (The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle)
Also a character in a book I was first exposed to via film- the animated version of this book is still one of my favorite movies ever; the book remains one of my favorite books. Even as an adult, I recognize how good the story is. I love Molly because she's straight-forward, and imperfect. She's not the sweetest, kindest person, but when you get down to the nitty-gritty, the grime washes away and her spirit and heart are clean and pure. Her reaction when she first sees the Unicorn still makes me cry, whether I'm rereading the book or rewatching the movie (and it's a little different between the two, sure, but still just as gripping) (and need I point out, I have a good third of the book memorized, and all of the movie- so recrying... yeah...); also her reaction when the Unicorn is first transformed into a human (before her name Amalthea is given)- both show her honesty, strength, humanity, and compassion. Molly is awesome because she makes no pretense to hide that she's out for herself, but she never lets her own goals hurt others, nor is she afraid to care or show that she cares for others. And her inner tenderness comes out especially when she handles Amalthea and Prince Lir and their relationship. She's unconventional, but not because she's doing something like peel a potato with a teaspoon (although, "Cut away from yourself, not toward," and aimed at a prince is pretty telling of her bold nature)- she's unconventional because she adapts in order to survive and achieve her goals (see a pattern in these choices?), and she doesn't ask for more than she deserves; she's unconventional because she's not young and pretty, but rather somewhat older and worn (or at least experienced and beaten down); she's unconventional because she's wise without really conceptualizing or comprehending it, and what to her seems sort of "duh"ish is actually rather insightful or even brilliant- but she's by no means arrogant about it, either. On that note, she's humble when it's particularly important, otherwise she's extremely confident and self-assured (but again, not in a really haughty way). She's pragmatic and thinks things through, but she also still has a heart. And she recognizes and accepts her faults and flaws- something given more depth in the book, of course, since we're given windows into her thoughts, but it still comes across in the movie. I think she'd be really fun to have around- and reliable. She'd be the most loyal, dependable friend a person could have.
5. Jill Valentine (Resident: Evil series)
Another one I wish I could pick more than one lady from the same thing- tough choice between her and Claire Redfield. I at least mean the games, though- the movies... Meh... Anyhoo, so Jill. Talk about a kickass woman. And c'mon, she's the "master of unlocking" and stuff. Heh. But seriously, folks, what's not to love about her? And let's think about her and also how she's portrayed together, kay? She's smart, has a good skillset, is a good shot, adapts, and hey, for a female with a gun, she's pretty well-covered, skin-wise. I mean, holy crap, her boobs aren't flying around everywhere! Sure, she has a tube top and skirt in RE3, but that outfit is less suggestive than the tshirt and minishorts Lara Croft has in the original Tomb Raider games (bounce, bounce, bounce). Granted, her resourcefulness comes, to an extent, from whomever is playing as her, but the thing is, that resourcefulness is actually programmed into her by the game developmers. In other words, the game helps you figure it out so you can control her, but she's supposed to do all the things you make her do- so she'd be doing them, anyway. I know that doesn't make much sense, but meh. She, too, demonstrates all sorts of adaptive skills and yet a willingness to care for others. She is most definitely a survivor to which there aren't many matches. And can I just throw this out there: She's a special ops, paramilitary member. As in trained and kickass in physical fields systemically dominated by men. Not only does she hold her own around what had to be some major sexism and misogyny (note: pure speculation, of course, but c'mon, look at the sexual assault/ rape stats for women police officers and members of the armed forces. Yeah. ZING! So more like an educated guess), but she excels, even. So it's no wonder she'd be one of the few survivors in any of the unfortunate circumstances of the games. Sure, she may get help, but what makes her a strong heroine and admirable character is she admits when she needs it- hubris doesn't cause a downfall, and that's part of why she survives. She doesn't expect others to carry her, no, but she can fully admit when she needs assistance in getting up those God forsaken stairs or out of the room with the falling ceiling. Maybe her dialogue could have been better (I love puns, but even I can admit some of the one-liners, especially from the first RE, are kind of unforgivable), but you can't blame someone in the middle of a zombie virus outbreak for attempting to be humorous. Also, she's defined entirely by her own identity, not by her relationship(s) with another (or other) character(s), male or female. And for her to get her own survival horror game (RE3) is pretty unheard of, even now- survival horror is still a huge sausagefest.
Friday, March 8, 2013
Gamer Drama: A Story Critique of Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
I finished playing Ghostbusters: The Video Game over a year ago (this, this review is a little less detailed than normal), but this game was so much fun I had to include it in an edition if Gamer Drama. I played the Wii version with my boyfriend over the period of a month or so. The game is actually pretty short, but we were living in different cities so he visited ever other weekend. Having to wait to play more of the game was a real killer, as I found it really absorbing and completely hilarious.
I finished playing Ghostbusters: The Video Game over a year ago (this, this review is a little less detailed than normal), but this game was so much fun I had to include it in an edition if Gamer Drama. I played the Wii version with my boyfriend over the period of a month or so. The game is actually pretty short, but we were living in different cities so he visited ever other weekend. Having to wait to play more of the game was a real killer, as I found it really absorbing and completely hilarious.
Synopsis
The game takes place after Ghostbusters II, and the Ghostbusters are living large as official contractors in New York City. They've done so well, in fact, that they've decided to expand the business and hire a new recruit (or recruits, if you're playing co-op). Manhattan has been experiencing significantly increased amounts of ghostly activity, and the Ghostbusters--with the help of Dr. Illyssa Selwyn--discover that there is something much bigger going on. You travel to the hotel, library, and museum--among other places--and capture a wide variety of ghosts and mini-bosses using a ton of new, cool tools in your proton pack. Each of these areas works as a "node" in a mandala that will allow the ghost world to break into the real world--part of a scheme by the game's Big Bad, which will turn him into a god (like Gozer the Destroyer). You kill the baddie, save the girl, and save the world--and have lots of fun doing it.
The Setting
This game is set in the Ghostbusters world, shown in the two movies. Everything is an animated version of the settings from the movies, rendered in a cartoon-like style. Most of the areas are places that we are familiar with from the movies (some more intimately than others), but many are newly created for the game. It's that bit of nostalgia, though, that helps create the realism of the game's settings. Each area in the game has distinctive types of ghosts for you to battle, new challenges to overcome, and more resources to implement. Easter Eggs and horror movie tropes also help, making the environment seem familiar and friendly (even when the ghosts are trying to get you).
The environment is nicely detailed, especially considering the animation style of the game. The maps are reasonably open, allowing for me to get lost once or twice (and adding to the environment). There are cellars and corners to explore, and plenty of puzzles to solve in each area. The background and items can get a little glitchy at times, though, taking you out of the game.
The environment is nicely detailed, especially considering the animation style of the game. The maps are reasonably open, allowing for me to get lost once or twice (and adding to the environment). There are cellars and corners to explore, and plenty of puzzles to solve in each area. The background and items can get a little glitchy at times, though, taking you out of the game.
The Characters
The characters that matter in this game are the NPCs, most of which are a little flat (since you're assumedly familiar with the Ghostbusters and most of the supporting cast). Your character is a silent protagonist, more along the classic depiction of such a character. You're known as "Rookie" (or variants of), and you don't have very many qualities other than being the new guy and carrying a proton pack.
Dan Akroyd tells us to think of this as the "third Ghostbusters movie," and the characterization is definitely in line with that of a second sequel. There's an introduction and a little characterization for Dr. Selwyn, and the Ghostbusters act according to their established characters (Venkman's the same slightly sleezy womanizer, Egon spouts off pseudo-scientific babble that is somehow still funny). All the characters are humorous and enjoyable to spend time with, but the game certainly isn't a character-driven story.
Dan Akroyd tells us to think of this as the "third Ghostbusters movie," and the characterization is definitely in line with that of a second sequel. There's an introduction and a little characterization for Dr. Selwyn, and the Ghostbusters act according to their established characters (Venkman's the same slightly sleezy womanizer, Egon spouts off pseudo-scientific babble that is somehow still funny). All the characters are humorous and enjoyable to spend time with, but the game certainly isn't a character-driven story.
The Payoff
Ghostbusters: The Video Game is a fun romp through the Ghostbusters universe. The story line is formulaic, but fun nonetheless. You know what you're getting into with entertainment from the Ghostbusters franchise. Still, the game doesn't try to cheat you of payoff, or pull any fast ones. You get the conclusion you have worked for while playing the game. I turned off the console fully satisfied.
Grins and Gripes
- I can't imagine playing this game on anything other than the Wii. Using the Wii-remote mimics using the proton pack, and really brings you into the game.
- As a briefly mentioned earlier, the game can be a little glitchy. I got stuck in a few things (like Stay Puft's arm) and had a few ghosts just...sit there.
- One of the "goals" of the game is to avoid property damage during each level. I sucked at that--purposefully. It was way too much fun to run around blasting everything with your stream. Everything explodes, and its extremely satisfying.
- The combat can get a little monotonous--there are only four ways to beat and capture bad guys, and you use these throughout most of the game.
- While some of the low-level baddies look kind of silly (like the librarian ghosts), the bosses look pretty awesome (I particularly enjoyed the Spider Witch).
Rating: 8/10
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Review: Geek Battle (the Game)
I bought Geek Battle to play at my friend's birthday party. The guests were basically all unabashedly nerdy folk, and I had only read good reviews about the game. It was on sale on Amazon.com, so I snatched it up and waited eagerly to bust it out at the party.
Which is actually an accurate way of saying it. Because the game was a bust.
A serious bust. I'm sure at least 70% of the players were pissed that we ever started playing it, everyone was raging about one question or another by the time we were done, and the number of bitter nerds in that room was a larger proportion than the number of bitter nerds on the internet. The only thing that saved the night was abandoning the game and drinking lots of alcohol.
I had read that the rules to move the game pieces (roll a D6 to move, read a question matching the space color and then, if you get the question right, roll a D12 to move again) were often unfair and made answering questions correctly not all that important. Since I thought that this ruined the purpose of the game, you answered a question to move off start (your choice of category) and then rolled if you answered right. Then, for your next turn, you would answer the question corresponding to the space that you landed on in the previous turn.
The questions to move were awful. We actually had more fun being outraged at the questions than answering them. Nearly 60% of the questions were way too easy (offensively simple), 10% were strangely difficult (and not in a good, challenging way), and the rest were alright. Many of the "way too easy" questions unnecessarily provided multiple choice answers--with obnoxiously incorrect options. Of course, that left 30%--with most of the questions in this group falling into the "Geek Battle" category.
During a Geek Battle, two players (from two different teams, if you're playing with teams) go head-to-head and answer questions. For example, one Geek Battle asked the players to list all movies and TV shows inspired the the original Star Trek series. The geek battles were by far the best part of the game (though there were some weird questions in there--one asked the players to name all the members of the Big 10 sports conference. Not very geeky.)
The game pieces are these strange, generic superhero pieces. They're a little unsettling, cliche and--more importantly--too large for the spaces. We used different polyhedral dice as game pieces, instead (Go team D4!).
We didn't end up finishing the game. In fact, what we did do was rage quit it, then go through all the cards so you can see some of the questions that were most offensive to poor little geeky hearts.
Obviously, from the review above, I do not recommend this game to anyone who is actually a geek--or, really, to the general population. I would give it a 3/10, mostly due to the "Geek Battle" category. If they published a companion game that was just Geek Battles, I would probably buy it and play it. Currently, though, I have two thoughts for the game's future: 1) give it to Goodwill, or 2) re-write most of the questions.
Do you have better questions than those listed above? (God, I hope so). If so, leave them in the comments and I'll incorporate it into my own new edition of Geek Battle!
-AEB
Which is actually an accurate way of saying it. Because the game was a bust.
A serious bust. I'm sure at least 70% of the players were pissed that we ever started playing it, everyone was raging about one question or another by the time we were done, and the number of bitter nerds in that room was a larger proportion than the number of bitter nerds on the internet. The only thing that saved the night was abandoning the game and drinking lots of alcohol.
I had read that the rules to move the game pieces (roll a D6 to move, read a question matching the space color and then, if you get the question right, roll a D12 to move again) were often unfair and made answering questions correctly not all that important. Since I thought that this ruined the purpose of the game, you answered a question to move off start (your choice of category) and then rolled if you answered right. Then, for your next turn, you would answer the question corresponding to the space that you landed on in the previous turn.
The questions to move were awful. We actually had more fun being outraged at the questions than answering them. Nearly 60% of the questions were way too easy (offensively simple), 10% were strangely difficult (and not in a good, challenging way), and the rest were alright. Many of the "way too easy" questions unnecessarily provided multiple choice answers--with obnoxiously incorrect options. Of course, that left 30%--with most of the questions in this group falling into the "Geek Battle" category.
During a Geek Battle, two players (from two different teams, if you're playing with teams) go head-to-head and answer questions. For example, one Geek Battle asked the players to list all movies and TV shows inspired the the original Star Trek series. The geek battles were by far the best part of the game (though there were some weird questions in there--one asked the players to name all the members of the Big 10 sports conference. Not very geeky.)
The game pieces are these strange, generic superhero pieces. They're a little unsettling, cliche and--more importantly--too large for the spaces. We used different polyhedral dice as game pieces, instead (Go team D4!).
We didn't end up finishing the game. In fact, what we did do was rage quit it, then go through all the cards so you can see some of the questions that were most offensive to poor little geeky hearts.
- Which of the following superheroes never joined the Avengers?
- Spider-Man
- She-Hulk
- Batman
- Thor
- Regular milk chocolate M&Ms have come in six colors since 1995. Name four. (There are at least four questions on M&Ms in this game. Why??)
- What food did the 1980s cartoon series declare was the favorite of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
- Burgers
- Pizza
- Spaghetti
- Protein Bars
- What fictional metal bonded to Wolverine's skeleton makes his bones nearly unbreakable?
- Adamantium
- Unobtanium
- Carbonite
- Mithril
- Apple CEO Steve Jobs was known for wearing what color turtleneck?
- What kind of animal is Sega's video game hero Sonic?
- In Avatar, the Omaticaya Clan of Na'vi that Jake Sully joins make their home in a giant what?
- Which character alignment is not possible in Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 3.5? (It seems like a good question until you get to the multiple choice answers).
- Lawful evil
- Chaotic neutral
- Awfully evil (REALLY?!?!)
- Neutral good
Obviously, from the review above, I do not recommend this game to anyone who is actually a geek--or, really, to the general population. I would give it a 3/10, mostly due to the "Geek Battle" category. If they published a companion game that was just Geek Battles, I would probably buy it and play it. Currently, though, I have two thoughts for the game's future: 1) give it to Goodwill, or 2) re-write most of the questions.
Do you have better questions than those listed above? (God, I hope so). If so, leave them in the comments and I'll incorporate it into my own new edition of Geek Battle!
-AEB
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Etsy Tuesday: Rayguns!
I've always considered rayguns to be the official Geekphoria mascot. They're all kinds of geeky--present in the subculture from the days of classic sci-fi to modern-day steampunk. Also, I used them in one of my first DIYs--the Dry-Erase Calendar. This same calendar is hanging on the wall next to me. And still on November--at least, until I find a replacement frame that has glass instead of plastic. It's really difficult to get dry erase marker off of cheap plastic after a month.
Also, the fellowship application I'm working on is frustrating me to no end, so I'd really just like to vaporize it. Thus, the choice of the theme today is also cathartic. Fun story: I recently found out that the word "cathartic" can also mean something that acts as a laxative. So think of it in its more common usage as an emotional laxative.
Now that I've been sufficiently awkward, it's time to move onto the goods.
The first is a print from the shop Art of the Page. I think this particular raygun piece gives off more of a steampunk vibe--it looks like a book page upon which someone drew plans for a raygun. Fun fact: the artist also has several "Gentleman Dalek" prints, which are completely awesome. Check it out, there's tons of other great (Doctor Who) artwork for more-than-reasonable prices.
| $12.25 USD |
I went through a phase a couple of years back where I was constantly buying belt buckles. I got them from Hot Topic, Spencers, and the Internet, and they're all sorts of geekiness. I have a Jack Skellington head, a classic Nintendo Controller, and no fewer than three Batman buckles. This next belt buckle makes me want to add to the collection again. Though all the belts that go with the buckles have kind of died. I could always incorporate it into a steampunk cosplay, though. It's sold by the shop reganflegan.
| $19.00 USD |
These salt and pepper shakers are a little pricier than what I normally feature on Etsy Tuesday, but I'm pretty much in love with them. They're simple, classic, and adorable. I would love to have them in my apartment. Maybe someday I will be at the income level where I can spend this much on salt and pepper shakers (I don't even have salt and pepper shakers now). They're sold in the shop PocketSquid.
| $120.00 USD |
This tote bag screams classic sci-fi, and I love the rayguns and spaceships. Also, I'm pretty sure that the little robot wants to be my best friend (or would, if it weren't a drawing). The piece is a nice, every-day tote that looks like it would do a good job carrying all of my books. It's sold in the shop theboldbanana, a name which I find ridiculously entertaining. They also sell a cute t-shirt featuring a narwhal and a unicorn. Hello, adorable.
| $12.00 USD |
After I found this ring, I went through PNWHandmade's shop (as I usually do) and found three things that I NEEDEDRIGHTAWAY. Here, though, is the original ring (as it is the only one that fits in this theme), but trust me when I say you definitely need to check this shop out.
| $15.95 USD |
The last piece is also jewelry--a cute little golden charm on a leather cord. As usual, I love the small, understated pieces. The LostApostle store is also definitely worth a browse (there's an adorable octopus necklace that reminds me of the little squid from Finding Nemo).
| $38.00 USD |
I am currently working on a DIY, getting some products into the Geekphoria Etsy store and, of course, the Ghostbusters edition of Gamer Drama. The boyfriend will be off visiting friends this weekend, so I'm hoping that means that I will be very productive (though I also have to write a paper. Bah.).
-A
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Etsy Tuesday: Batman
My boyfriend and I have spent the day watching the Batman movies (well, except for the Adam West movie). Of course, we're not all the way through yet, but we're having lots of fun.
So, of course, I had to make this Etsy Tuesday all about the Bat.
I found this Sterling Silver Bat Signal Necklace earlier today, thanks to a post on The Mary Sue. It's a small, subtle piece, and I like it a lot. I think I am going to get it for my sister for her graduation. Or her birthday. One of the two. It's made by and sold in the 'niquegeek shop, which has a lot of awesome silver jewelry.
This Batman necklace, on the other hand, will be mine. All mine. I love the flair and the "cute" quality. It's definitely batman and bad-ass, but also has a nice girly touch (but not too girly). It's sold in the figure8knits shop, which also has a cool lasercut Nightwing necklace.
Stepping away from jewelry, I really just want to cuddle this amigurumi Batman forever. The Hina Palitah shop also has an adorable amigurumi Cthulu.
I'm always crazy about laptop decals, but I've never bought one. I have a Toshiba, and I think that the logo would be too intrusive. However, I would love to put this baby on my laptop. The shop, InShiningArmor, has a lot of other cool designs that come in decals and t-shirts.
So, of course, I had to make this Etsy Tuesday all about the Bat.
I found this Sterling Silver Bat Signal Necklace earlier today, thanks to a post on The Mary Sue. It's a small, subtle piece, and I like it a lot. I think I am going to get it for my sister for her graduation. Or her birthday. One of the two. It's made by and sold in the 'niquegeek shop, which has a lot of awesome silver jewelry.
| $19.99 USD |
This Batman necklace, on the other hand, will be mine. All mine. I love the flair and the "cute" quality. It's definitely batman and bad-ass, but also has a nice girly touch (but not too girly). It's sold in the figure8knits shop, which also has a cool lasercut Nightwing necklace.
| $12.00 USD |
| $37.50 USD |
I'm always crazy about laptop decals, but I've never bought one. I have a Toshiba, and I think that the logo would be too intrusive. However, I would love to put this baby on my laptop. The shop, InShiningArmor, has a lot of other cool designs that come in decals and t-shirts.
| $10.00 USD |
Finally, I would totally put this poster up in my office. And be forever unashamed about it. The print is has a nice retro vibe, and I love the simple color scheme. The shop, posterexplosion, is full of awesome modern and retro prints.
| $18.00 USD |
That's it for Etsy Tuesday this week! I've got to get back to writing an application for a summer fellowship. Fingers crossed that I get it, and I'll see you later this week.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
I love the Internet. And I re-made crafts.
I've been participating in the THANKATHON with Hannah Hart (@harto). I love Hannah. I love My Drunk Kitchen. I love grilled cheeses (even though I burned it and used nasty cheese). I sent a picture in for the world record count! You can also see my awesome Classic Game Room glass!
Here's the updated Hunger Games Bracelet! I looped brown suede around the Mockingjay pendent, and I put silver foldover cord ends in order to attach it to the bracelet closure. Doesn't it look a lot nicer?
Finally, here is a look at my newest wall art! It's a quote from Q from the Star Trek: TNG episode "Q Who?" The background is a metallic silver, and I love the colors I used for the words. Maybe someday I will put up pictures of all the awesome stuff in my apartment. I love my apartment, there's a plethora of geekiness. Sometimes I feel more like a 17-year-old than an (almost) 25-year-old in my decorating.
That's all I can do tonight! I My Drunk Kitchened over the internet with the world, so too much blogging is not a good thing. <3
| Hello, Harto! The glass says "Input Beer, Output Fun" |
Since I'm not going to be lame and update just with a picture of some grilled cheese, here are some updated craft projects. Namely, I've altered the Silver Doe Patronus Plaque and the Hunger Games Bracelet. Yay! I think they look much nicer. I hope you do, too. I also have a picture of a NEW painting I did. I like it a lot. It's at the end.
Here is the Silver Doe Patronus Plaque! I re-pained the silver outlines with a "whiter" silver, which made it stand out better. I also bought silver mug hooks at Wal-Mart, so I can hang my gaming headset on it. You can't really tell, but I shortened the hanging chain.
Finally, here is a look at my newest wall art! It's a quote from Q from the Star Trek: TNG episode "Q Who?" The background is a metallic silver, and I love the colors I used for the words. Maybe someday I will put up pictures of all the awesome stuff in my apartment. I love my apartment, there's a plethora of geekiness. Sometimes I feel more like a 17-year-old than an (almost) 25-year-old in my decorating.
That's all I can do tonight! I My Drunk Kitchened over the internet with the world, so too much blogging is not a good thing. <3
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